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Lady by day. Philosopher by night. Pervert by choice. Rebel by fate.

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

It takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”.

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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